Food

(2k each)

Corny Dawg - Garlean hot dog dipped in batter. Simple, classic.

Cheesy Pizza - Four different Eorzean cheeses!

Slice of Heaven - Cheesy pizza, but with Ul'dahn peppers and ham on a dark rye crust. It really is heaven.

Great Gravy Fries - Hand cut popotos fried and slathered in a thick brown gravy. Delicious.

The Slam-Burger - A thick cut of butterbeef with alien onions, basil, piennolo tomato, cucumbers, smoked bacon, and Garlean cheese. Stacked like a deck of cards, tastes like you're at Costa del Sol.

Beans and Rice - Fava beans and bomba rice. Another simple meal for those with sensitive pallates.

Grilled Catfish - Grilled and steamed giant catfish seasoned with Costa del Sol lemonettes and limettes, accented with sour red and maple sugar. Good for those on a seafood diet.

Jumbo Jerk Gumbo - Jerk spices with a healthy helping of chocobo meat. Have some water handy, we make it HOT.

Jumbo Combo - A thick sausage wrapped in a warm small baguette, crispy popoto fries, and ten onzes of soda. Feels like a blitzball meal.

Mega Poppedcorn Bucket - A huge bowl of popped Millioncorn slathered in butter and rock salt. Probably not good in large doses.

Grease Burger Deluxe - A huge slice of buffalo sirloin with the basics on a dark rye bun. For the true meat-eaters out there.

Biker Brat - Garlean bratwurst on an upland wheat bun smothered in olive oil and dark vinegar, with a dash of hollandaise sauce. Not for the faint of stomach, but a lot of those biker kids eat it like it's nothing.

Fish n' Chips - Fresh-sourced haddock with olive oil'd popoto fries, salted and glazed in a wonderous secret sauce, with a little malt vinegar. Served on an authentic newspaper.

The Salty Special - Heavily salted shark fin and tongue soup, made in the Eastern style. Apparently said to be from a pirate ship in this style.

Garlean Cheese Pizza - Just a slice of Garlean cheese pizza on highland wheat crust. In case someone doesn't know what they want, you
can't go wrong.

The Omerta - Five-cheese pizza with pine nuts, dragon peppers, and preserved Loaghtan rump salami. Apparently a very scientific pizza, with an actually good taste.

The Man's Firey BBQ Sandwich - Dzo tenderloin shredded and mixed with a barbecue sauce made of dark vinegar, ruby tomato paste, liquid smoke, alien onion powder, pepper, and dragon peppers. We're not kidding, this thing is hot, have liquid nearby.

Grits - Boiled cornmeal, bacon, and stone cheese with highland wheat toast and scrambled chicken eggs. For those who want that breakfast flavor.